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Today we talk about love, chocolates, roses, hearts, Cupid and many other things that help make this the romantic holiday ever! These Valentine riddles or jokes are perfect for that. They brings a little spiciness, sweetness and humor.

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To get you in the mood …to laugh here are some cheesy, silly jokes and ideas for how to make your Valentine giggle. My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper.

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Funny Valentine Day Jokes funny, goofy and stupid jokes for that romantic special day Click here for to go back to the index of jokes, images and other funny things! You turn me on. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons. Stick with me and you'll go places What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!

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Valentine's Day may luckily only happen once a year, but these Valentine's Day jokes and one liners are always funny, every day of the year! So whether you're single, in a relationship or married we hope you enjoy this collection of funny Valentine's Day jokes that take a humorous view of the day. He's a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, "Yeah, I've got her a belt and a bag.

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In love? You can also create a video valentine. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables. And no seafood.

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Even though ive had some very inspirational meaningful and thoughtful sentiments written in my card i especially like a good laugh. After the ceremony unmarried friends went to a brothel. Dirty valentines day jokes for adults.

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