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Skip navigation! One of my favorite people in the food space is not a chef or a food blogger, but an actress. From the moment I read this, I loved it.

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David Sedaris makes me laugh almost as much as his sister Amy, whose book I blogged about last year. Here are my top five favorite David Sedaris stories. Click on the story title to listen to David reading each piece himself!

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From the dog owners I learned "Lie down," "Shut up," and "Who shit on this carpet? Things began to come together, and I went from speaking like an evil baby to speaking like a hillbilly. Probably no worse for you than smoking.

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David Sedaris, the American-humorist - who has been described as 'the funniest writer in the world' in Esquire - on what truly inspires him, his irrational fear and the best piece of advice. Recurring dream: Just as I realise I can fly my teeth fall out. USP: Good at naming stuffed animals. We were in the country last week and saw a fox and I decided its name was Karen.

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Thank you so much for your wonderful comments and emails from my last entry. Thank you for — warning, whoop whoop, warning! Cheese factor at an all-time high!

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July 19, by Vishy. Would love to hear your thoughts on it. Great that you included some excerpts for us!

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Absurd Sound Board. Active Reading Traits. Adjective-Adverb Confusion.

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Top definition. A bucket usually filled with sweet substances for consumption when life gets you down. A term coined by David Sedaris while talking about his brother in his short story "You can't kill the rooster.

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The Fuck-It Bucket is a rhyming mantra of magic that will revolutionize your world, if you let it. The Fuck-It Bucket is a tongue-in-cheek, heart-in-mouth philosophy of life that will improve your future, if you permit it. The Fuck-It Bucket is a no nonsense, hilarity-promoting, adventure-assisting, stress-relieving framework that will enhance your existence, if you allow it.


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    But none of these kids could ever, no matter what. She is good, and doesn't even know any of these people even exist. Yet they hate and call her names LOL That's pathetic.